Table after Wolves
 
Another virtually unwatchable game ultimately ended up precisely as over one quarter of us thought it would. With no one having a Joker on 1-1, three points is the most that anyone picked up. RonBow and Hazza Boy have moved away from the others who were level with them before the game. At the other end of the table Mrs Round still hasn't got off the mark, 
 
Next up on Sunday is the home game against Everton. No doubt the Toffees' good start to the season will convince Bruce that "containment" (aka (Project Fear) is our only option, despite Southampton showing that they are in fact nothing special. Our predictions suggest that the outcome is a tight call, with more or less equal numbers going for a win one way or the other, but a draw being favourite. Not surprisingly 1-1 is the most popular score, well ahead of 2-1 and then 1-2. Chalk will go top by four points if it does indeed end up 1-1. Other scores that will give us a new leader are 3-1 (Tomo), 0-0 (Lardie), 0-3 (Anth Davison), 2-0 (Ryan's Eleven), 1-2 (Amy Wheeler), and 2-1 (Big Norm).

There are a whopping 111 entrants this time round. Paul has rounded the charity contribution up to £115, which will leave a total of £440 prize money to be paid out. The breakdown to follow once Paul has worked it out.
Winner £200
Runner-up £95
Third £50
Fourth £35
Fifth £25
Sixth £20
Seventh £!0
Wooden spoon

£5

 
  Pts Wolves Ever     Pts Wolves Ever     Pts Wolves Ever
RonBow 11 3  1-0      Morpeth Toon 4 0  0-2      Danny Minto 2 0  1-1   
Hazza Boy 11 3  0-1      Geordie Parker 4 0  1-1      Alan J 2 0  1-1   
Tomo 10 3  3-1      NUFC Parker 4 0  1-1      Peas 'n' Gravy 2 0  1-2   
Lardie 9 3  0-0      Peter Pan 4 0  1-1      Holly’s Heroes 2 0  2-2   
Chris H 9 3  0-1      Gallagher 4 0  1-0      Heather Wheeler 2 0  2-1 J
Anth Davison 8 0  0-3 J   SandDancer John 4 0  2-1      Tooncarl  2 0  1-1   
SandDancer'sLass 8 0  2-0      Phuntoonraider 4 0  0-1      Bill & Ben 2 0  1-2   
ABCDE FC 8 0  2-1      Tall Paul 4 0  2-0      Greig Smith 2 0  2-1   
Spitfire Simon 8 1  0-2      Big Norm 4 0  2-1 J   Keith Hanning 2 0  2-1   
Jersey Karen 8 3  2-2      Roundboy 4 0  2-1      Hocker 66 2 0  1-1   
Gary2K 8 3  2-1      Tosheer 4 0  1-2      Stephen Maddox 2 0  1-3   
I’m Spartacus 8 3  1-1      OnlyFools&Scorers 4 0  2-2      Anthony Holliday 2 0  1-1   
Rob Macdonald 7 0  1-3      Steadysskull 4 1  2-1      Karen McKenna 2 0  1-2   
D & J Dreamteam 7 0  1-1      Neil Thornhill 4 1  1-2      June Maddox 2 0  1-3   
Duffy's Elite 7 0  1-1      Harriet's Team 4 1  1-2      Chris Tulley 1 0  0-0   
Ryan's Eleven 7 0  2-0 J   Tosh’s Twins 4 3  1-2      Auntie Beatty's SA 1 0  1-1   
David Rutter 7 3  2-0      Stanny 4 3  1-2      Gareth S 1 0  2-1   
TraceyD 7 3  3-2      M&S 4 3  2-1      Richard Hodgson 1 0  0-1   
Unclamp Kane 7 3  2-1      Desolate Clyde 4 3  2-2      Arthur C 1 0  0-1   
Julie Howarth 7 3  1-1      Hip, Hip, Howay 4 3  1-1      Table Tennis Tony 1 0  1-1   
Fringo 7 3  2-0      John Wilson 4 3  1-0      Mark Thompson 1 0  1-1   
George Maddox 7 3  1-1      Scotty 4 3  0-0      Daz 542 1 0  1-1   
Brett Molloy 7 3  1-1      Foxy Debs 4 3  0-1      David Thorns 1 0  1-1   
Chalk 6 0  1-1 J   Paul McKenna 4 3  2-1      Andy Greener 1 0  1-1   
Tony & Rena 6 1  1-0      Martin Bare 3 0  1-2      Suave Dave 1 0  1-1 J
Gordano 6 3  1-0      LFC Beccy 3 0  1-1      Abra Dubravka 1 0  2-1   
Gus 5 0  2-1      Paanan 3 0  0-2      Arran Mallinson 1 0  1-1   
Bryan Millar 5 0  1-2      Crossy 3 0  1-0      Dave Wheeler 1 0  2-1   
Paul Maddox 5 0  2-1      Pedro 3 0  2-1 J   Isageordie 1 0  1-1   
Magic Mackem 5 0  1-1      All SWFC 3 0  0-1      Budgie 1 0  2-2   
Amy Wheeler 5 3  1-2 J   Darren Bradford 2 0  1-2      Alan Minto 1 0  1-1   
Torquay Toon Boy 5 3  1-1      Tom Harbord 2 0  2-2      Bahader TMI 1 0  1-1   
Toon Gadgie 5 3  1-2      Olly Pirie 2 0  1-1      Nick Raynor 1 0  1-1   
Chris Blakelock 5 3  1-0      Alannah Minto 2 0  0-0 J   Punk MacLean 1 0  1-3   
Decca 5 3  1-1      Pidge 2 0  3-0      MMBrown 1 0  2-2   
Patrick 5 3  2-2      BenRob 2 0  0-1      Kirstie 1 0  2-2   
Richie Rog 5 3  2-2      Paul D 2 0  1-2      Mrs Round 0 0  0-2   
 
Bonus questions
Goals
0 1
1 7
2 18
3 27
4 25
5 15
6 11
7 4
8 1
9 2
So far 3/2


Previous competitions

Points
0 2
1 5
2 12
3 20
4 23
5 13
6 10
7 16
9 5
10 4
12 1
So far 3/1